lotion will tear us apart again

natura bisse diamond extreme anti-aging cream

A cautionary love fable…
boy meets girl, boy falls for girl and her glowing complexion, boy thinks girl is crazy for spending small fortune on creams, girl convinces boy to try a ‘just a dab’ and see what a difference it makes, boy acts indifferent but instantly understands phases like “improved elasticity” and “bio-regenerative”, boy begins stealing lotion blatantly from girl, girl gets wise, girl dumps boy, girl shacks up with a nice dermatologist from Schenectady, boy is left chaffed and alone.

the moral of the story here is twofold…

one…
if the good graces of skincare knowledge smile upon you , appreciate and acknowledge it. the world of hard core creams is a secretive maze full of multi step regimens, daunting prices, and marketing campaigns that are anything but guy friendly. the woman in your life is probably leaps and bounds ahead of you – so listen up. a great cream like this one from natura bisse is not likely to be found next to the aqua velva counter, so it’s easy for guys to miss out on a great product that totally works wonders.

two…
stop being so cheap - buy your own. or share openly and chip in. or just go out and pick up some of this amazing product and turn her on to it.
what’s that? products that bring people together? that’s what we call thinking outside of the botox.

sound investment: 8
does it turn back time: 10
sensory satisfaction: 8
cool factor: 9
rate of addiction: 8.75